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    “來咬我呀”

    發布時間:2019-07-03 00:50作者:小編

      唉,我同桌最近不知道怎么了,老是說網絡用語,什么“巧了,我家狗也這么說”等,說的特別溜。最近他又有一句口頭禪。常掛在嘴邊。

      那天上午,我們全班同學都在寫老師布置的作業,下午要交,可他眉飛色舞、興致沖沖地在一旁玩了起來,他可真是“不見棺材不掉淚”呀,每次都中午回家像瘋子一樣瘋狂的補(他說的)。我疑惑不解的問道:“你為什么不寫呀?”他漫不經心地說:“我不想寫,要你管呀!”我無語的扭過身,他嬉皮笑臉地說道:“來咬我呀!”他做了一個鬼臉,翻了一個白眼,小拇指把嘴巴撐老大,露出一個長舌頭,讓我感到她有一點得意洋洋。

      到了傍晚,老師讓我們留下來要寫作業,寫完才能走,開始她說話被班長罰到后面,他跟個猴子一樣,活蹦亂跳的跑到后面,他還和同樣苦命的同學說話,后來表現好了,就回來了。“呀,路燈亮了!我要趕緊回家呀,晚上還有課呢!”后面的向長遠說道。王政皓不以為然地說:“那又怎樣,我又沒寫完,來咬我呀,來咬我呀!”向長遠眉開眼笑,說:“嘻嘻,王政皓,我才不咬你,我還要回家吃飯呢”說完,變揚長而去了。大家都走的差不多了,他才開始奮筆直書,他早該這樣了。

      快上英語課了,我同桌英語沒有家長簽字,要被罰棒棒糖了,他像孟姜女哭長城一樣懇求小組長不要罰他,但也沒用,于是他翻臉比翻書還快,目不轉睛的說:“誒,我不帶了,憑什么別人不帶讓我帶,我才不帶。來咬我呀!來呀!”小組長說:“唉,王政皓,我可不咬你,不過有個人會咬你!”

      “誰呀?”

      “鄧老師呀!”

      他不說話了,如同一個害羞的小姑娘,不理我們了。雖然他不高興,但讓我們哈哈大笑,笑得前仰后,誰叫他要讓別人咬他呢?“自作孽不可活”呀!

      我的同桌是不是很有趣,他的這個口頭禪是不是很搞笑。不過,過一段時間,我的同桌一定會換一個新穎流行語,一等會從嘴里蹦出新的口頭禪。哈,同學們是不是和我一樣期待啊。

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